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MADNESS IN THE BARNYARD ELLIOT If there's one thing I've learned in the past few minutes, it's the true meaning of "eating mud." I'ma mud-eatertheres no other way to describe me right now, rolling around, wrestling a pig in the middle of this filth.
"Stay still, damn it!" I lunged onto its back, but my hands kept slipping, mud splattered everywhere, and its plump body writhed beneath my grip.
I could only imagine the spectacle I was making of myself.
I wrapped my legs tightly around its sides, trying to grab its ears and pull its head back.
"Uiiik, uiiik!" The pig started squealing, and there I was, bouncing on top of it, clutching its ears, riding it around the corral like some damn rodeo cowboy.
What the hell had they been feeding these beasts to make them so strong?! The noise was deafening, laughter echoed from all sides, and I clung to the pigs thick neck, trying to get it under control.
What a damn embarrassment.
At the very least, after all this, I deserveda good lick from the Duchess.
I finally managed to slow down its wild sprint, both of us rolling in the mud.
I dodged its frantic bites while trying to tie up its four legs, it thrashing to escape.
Tust when I had it almost subdued some bastard came to steal mv pig! ---- "Hey, what the hell is wrong with you?! Let go of my pig!" I shouted when I saw him dragging it away.
Thad let my guard down for just a second.
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I knew he wouldn't get far the pig was half-tied, and someone had thrown me another rope from the fence, which I was already picking up.
"Sorry, buddy, but finders keepers.
Get yourself another one." "Oh yeah, buddy? Well, I dont need to look farI just found the biggest swine in here!" Fueled by adrenaline, I threw a punch straight at the blond brutes jaw.
A solid crack sounded under my knuckles.
The big guy stumbled back, letting go of the pig's legthe same one I had fought so damn hard to catch.
The pig, limping, took off like it was possessed.
I wasnt about to chase after it againrage was already making my body tremble.
I tackled the man, who quickly recovered.
He was a rugged farmhand, built with muscle.
We started brawling like two uncivilized savages, throwing fists with no restraint.
landed a kick to his ribs that sent him stumbling backwardright into someone else.
"Hey, what the hell, man?! You just elbowed me, damn it!" The guy behind him turned, pissed off, and without hesitation, launched himself at the blond, biting his damn head.
"AHHH! Are you crazy, you son of a bitch?! How the hell are you gonna
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